COMBAT!!

[Azakiel]

*stabs caanon*

[Arwarman]

*Stabs cannon with various body parts.*

[Caanon]

*Wonders why Arwarman is trying to stab a cannon*

*Cannon, loaded with grape shot, goes off in Arwarman's face*

*Notices Azakiel sword sticking through caanon's rib cage*

Poor caanon, I knew him well.

*Takes Arwarman's arm and beats Azakiel with it*

[Azakiel]

*fill's Arwarman's mouth with Semtex*
*Moves to a safe distance*
*detonates Semtex*
*Caanon suffers third degree burns*
*decapitates Caanon*

[Arwarman]

I think my bodies been blown up/multilated and disembowled. Its not even third page yet... *Arwarmans Mush begins to burn holes in [INQUISTIONAL EDIT: purity-censored]*

[Caanon]

*Debates the fact the Arwarman really wouldn't have a mouth after loosing his head to a cannon loaded with grapeshot*

*Sews head back on*

*Caves in Azakiel's head with the Da Klub Tag Team Combat belt*

[Azakiel]

*points to rulebook noting that ba Klub tag team equipment cannot be used on Da Klub Tag Team Members*
*Fires bolt pistol at arwarman*
*Smacks Caanon with a giant candy cane*

[Caanon]

You really don't watch wrestling do you?

*Reminds Az I smacked him with the Da Klub belt, not the Ba Klub belt*

*Picks up the general board (Which apperantly I'm meant to be modding???) and smacks Az with it*

[Arwarman]

*seeps into the ground willing himself to reform*

[Azakiel]

Sodding Typos
*smashes Caanon with the entire forum*
*Forces arwarman to reform inside a block of concrete*
*suspends concrete 100 miles above ground*
*drops concrete*

[Caanon]

*Pile drives Az into a birth cake so the candles pierce his eyes*

[Caanon]

*Disembowls Az with a birthday hat*

[Azakiel]

*throttles Caanon with intestines*

[Caanon]

So you want tenticles do ya?

*Uses moddlyness over kinder to make land scape sprout tenticles that rip Az apart*

[Caanon]

*Slaps Az with his own ear*