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Post by Azakiel on Mar 2, 2007 18:20:37 GMT
Its time to bring back a classic
*throws grenade towards eziel*
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Post by schaferlord on Mar 2, 2007 19:40:04 GMT
ahhh I remember when I made the first combat thread *sighs*
*sets up a vat of acid over the door to fall on the next person to enter the thread*
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Arwarman
Forces of Order 
Eldar Guardian
I have a pointless title. Go me!
You will bow to us once again.
Posts: 187
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Post by Arwarman on Mar 2, 2007 19:46:24 GMT
*burns to a crisp*
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Post by schaferlord on Mar 2, 2007 19:50:22 GMT
*eats the crisp that was once Wart*
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Arwarman
Forces of Order
Eldar Guardian
I have a pointless title. Go me!
You will bow to us once again.
Posts: 187
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Post by Arwarman on Mar 2, 2007 19:58:33 GMT
Oh my gosh. I can't believe I still have that Nick-name...Scab
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Post by schaferlord on Mar 2, 2007 20:02:07 GMT
like I'd forget that
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Arwarman
Forces of Order
Eldar Guardian
I have a pointless title. Go me!
You will bow to us once again.
Posts: 187
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Post by Arwarman on Mar 2, 2007 20:29:22 GMT
*the crispy flesh begins to burn into your bowels...*
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Post by Caanon on Mar 2, 2007 20:44:38 GMT
*Runs over schafer in a 65 Mustang A-code*
*Backs over his head*
*gets out to check damage*
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Post by schaferlord on Mar 2, 2007 20:56:59 GMT
*directs spurting blood into caanon's eyes blinding him*
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Post by Caanon on Mar 2, 2007 21:03:43 GMT
*gets new eyes from new eye store*
*Buys safety goggles*
*gets back in car and backs over schafer 75 times*
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Post by schaferlord on Mar 2, 2007 21:44:08 GMT
*upon being run over the 75th time, explodes taking out the car*
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Post by Caanon on Mar 2, 2007 21:56:00 GMT
*Sky darkens*
*Ground starts to shake*
*Horde of angry muscle car fans swarm over hill, enveloping all they come in contact with.
*As angry mob passes Mustang reappears all shiny and new, Schafer is nowhere to be found*
*Schafer is found several years later have committed suicide... at least that's what the note will say*
As Tim Allen once said: "You could skin a cat live on TV and no one would care. The second you touch a classic car you've got people lining up down the street with baseball bats"
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Post by Azakiel on Mar 2, 2007 23:32:02 GMT
*Points Uzi towards Rusty mob* *empties entire clip*
*tosses a fireball towards Mustang*
*draws katana*
*stands ready for angry mobs retaliation*
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Arwarman
Forces of Order
Eldar Guardian
I have a pointless title. Go me!
You will bow to us once again.
Posts: 187
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Post by Arwarman on Mar 2, 2007 23:33:31 GMT
*Pulls down Azakiels trousers*
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Post by Azakiel on Mar 2, 2007 23:50:36 GMT
*pulls up trousers*
*puts on artificer armour*
*disembowels Arwarman*
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